I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet
OK dinguses, here’s something that’s gonna make your life and the lives of everyone who sees you at the con so much better.
This is called a Men’s Dance Belt.
It’s for male ballet dancers to wear under their tights. Its purpose?
TO MAKE SURE NOBODY SEES THEIR BULGE.
when I’m at a con, nothing kills a potential good superhero costume more than seeing the cosplayer’s friendly neighborhood spider-cock through the costume.
Oh gods. Please guys. Any spandex needs proper underwear, it’s worth wearing a second, plain layer under the character costume as well. Put something less detailed and expensive next to your skin, a plain dance wear unitard will help prolong the life of the costume, and can be used for multiple costumes, and helps keep wobbly bits tight.
But a liner is optional.
A dance belt is NOT OPTIONAL. It’s not like a drag queen tucking, it just holds things in place. consider you’re dressed as Spiderman, and a 5-year old fan comes up to you - what level is their head in relation to a standing adult male? And wearing regular underwear looks terrible, you get lines and bulges and puckers showing through.
Invest in a Dance belt along with your spandex. Every time.